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Pi-e's Commission Info: [link]
Official Commission Journal: [link] (new artists added sporadically; note me if you want to be listed)
Etsy Shop: [link]
Black Cats vs ravens: [link]
FAQ: [link]
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STOP READING NOW IF YOU WANT TO AVOID RANTING.

Ok, so to replace my first bitch-post ima be explaining why i'm in a bitching mood.

My dad and step-mom are loaded with cash so we live in a nice house on the outskirts of the city with a gorgeous view. I have a nice room with a wonderful bathroom. We have 2 maids come monthly to clean the house, or in my case to clean my bathroom (my room is off limits cuz I hate people touching my shit). These maids always fuck things up. A few months back they scarred our cherry wood floors and my dad felt bad so he didn't complain or anything. They fucked up our stove a while back too so one of the heater things wouldn't turn on for a while. They broke the handle of my shower so now I can't turn the water on. There's a lot of other minor things too but the point is when you're paid to do something you do it well and if you fuck up you tell someone.

Here comes another annoyance.... so my parents have a lot of cash but they hate spending it. Most the time if I want something I have to pay for it. What's even more lame is that I have to pay for parts of my Xmas gifts too if I want anything ahha. Anyhow, they're cheap so they sent me to a junior college to save money. Now when i'm about to transfer to an out of state school my step mom wants me to apply for this other school where i'll just have to stay at home...then she tells me I need to start looking for a job to pay for my tuition. UHM, YOU SAID IF I STAY AT HOME I WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR ANYTHING. Now that I want to go to an out of state school I have to pay all my tuition on my own, and I'd be moving out this summer anyhow so I don't understand why she told me to find a summer job. I think she doesn't believe that i'm leaving. I feel like punting her in the cunt.

Also, my room smells like death. I'm not kidding, it's not just a bad smell, its the stench of fucking rotting flesh. I like using dead animals for art projects (you'll see some stuff i've made using minks once I seal them) so I collect dead animals to use. I had 8 dead pheasants and some parts of a senegal parrot being preserved with borax in my room but I guess the parrot started to go bad so then everything went stanky. It'd been ok for the past month because it's been cold, but yesterday we had an abnormally warm day and it made the damn parrot bloat and smell. Ugh. You may be wondering "why don't you do that shit outside?" Well, because it's been raining a lot and I don't want the feathers getting ruined. Also, my backyard is currently being used to dry my deer carcass X3

I've had no time for art recently either and it's making me irritated. Most of this month has been dedicated to school work so my nights are mainly for homework or studying for exams or preparing projects. For those of you who are curious I finished my drilldo project and it is THE BEST FUCKING DRILLDO IN THE WORLD. How we obtained the dildo for it will be a story told on another day, but it is amusing nonetheless.

anyway, my fingers are cold and I don't wanna bitch anymore. Toodles <3